Dear Husband.

Dear Husband,

While I'm away this weekend I thought you might need some instructions with the children to help the household run more smoothly.

1 - Please don't let the children watch too much TV. They become zombies.

2 - Please don't feed the children fast food all weekend. I have prepared (read: purchased from Costco) some meals for you to eat.

3 - Please enforce our regular bedtime routine. The children are cranky of they don't get enough sleep.

4 - Please make the children clean up their toys. I am trying to enforce discipline in this area.

5 - Please do not fill the children with candy in hopes that you will become the new *favorite* parent.

And the most important rule of all:

6 - DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO.

I hope y'all (read: the house) survive this weekend. See you Sunday night. Love you.

Peaches.