Dear Santa-- No Toys, Please!

What is it about my little boy that he wants to play with everything in the house EXCEPT his toys??  This morning he has played with the following: husband's exercise ball, flashlight, camera, Christmas ornaments [he removed 10 or so while I was in the shower], heating pad, hand lotion, powder puff, towels, clean laundry, husband's shirt on a hanger, throw blanket, laundry basket, couch pillows, hairbrush, remote control, toothpaste, toothbrush, wipes, firelog and absolutely NO toys.

So Santa, please just bring him an assorted box of random miscellaneous household goods.  I'm sure he'd be much happier.